Hobby Modification App; Episode 2, Day 1: Expanding the Subjects of Modification.
"――Fuwahh"
I'm so sleepy. Why am I so tired in the morning?
How can I be tired and sleepy when I should have slept? I really wonder if human beings are somehow defective.
Or is there someone who, after going to sleep, is not sleepy at all?
If there are, they seem to lead a very happy life.
Thinking such an unimportant thing, I see Suzune walking toward me in the middle of the hallway as I go to the bathroom.
As usual, she looks gloomy early in the morning.
"Good morning."
I greet her as usual. Since I came to this house, I've been trying to sound as gentle as possible to show that I'm not an enemy.
Well, my efforts have never paid off.
" ...mor.....ning. "
I was about to walk past Suzune when I heard a small voice resounding,
"Huh? "
With a surprised voice, I involuntarily turned toward Suzune.
What I saw were Suzune's absolute zero eyes.
" ... "
Silently, I look into those cold eyes, I can't understand her is thinking.
I looked into her eyes for a few moments. Suzune does not seem to have changed in any particular way.
I wonder if the person who looks at me with eyes that could cryogenically freeze a person is likely to greet me back.
Did I mishear her? I thought I heard Suzune had greeted me back.
"Good morning !"
I tried again.
This time, I blended in a little more energy and let the greeting carry me along.
"...Good morning.."
Suzune's voice sounded like a mosquito. And her eyes of absolute zero temperature are still there as ever.
But her mouth was moving in the form of a greeting.
...Seriously?
That Suzune is greeting me back.... !?
As I was trembling with a mysterious impression, Suzune quietly passed by me.
As I watched Suzune's back figure going back to her room, what popped into my mind was that mysterious app I got yesterday. [Hobby Modification App].
To tell the truth, I had forgotten about it until now, but from the way I felt now, I wondered if it had some kind of effect on her.
Does it mean that the app has brought us to a point where we can say hello to each other?
―I was still thinking about the app when I arrived at the school.
While spinning around the mechanical pencil between my fingers, I listen to the old Japanese literature teacher in front of the blackboard, talking in a flat voice about how to divide parts of speech into independent words and appendages.
Looking at Suzune's appearance this morning, I'm sure that the modification of her hobbies has some kind of influence on her.
Though, it has been only a day since the modification.
Besides, there is something else that concerns me. That is, if there is an individual difference, the effect of the change is still questionable.
In other words, the sample of Suzune alone is not enough to measure the results.
...Should I try to increase the sample?
I repeat the question and answer in my mind.
Which is better to analyze the application, if we continue with only Suzune or with multiple pairs?
I don't need to think about it...It is better to have a large sample.
However, if I don't keep the sample within the range of my observation, something unexpected may happen without my knowledge.
Then, at best, about five people are in the sample.
As for what kind of modifications I should make, I should try to modify the same hobbies of several people at first and see what will happen.
In other words, we should modify someone in the same way as Suzune.
Thinking about it, I glanced at my classmates.
Who should it be?
I look at my classmates with my eyes and try to decide who is the best candidate.
Since I'm going to make the same modification as Suzune, it should be someone who won't fall in love with me.
The higher the hurdle, the better since I want to be absolutely sure of the effect.
In terms of the hurdle of liking me in a sexual sense, same-sex seems to be the way to go: ......
I'm going to run a simulation in my head of a case where I've modified my bastard friend.
I'll stop...If he really likes me and his sexual preference gets twisted, things will get messy.
Men have more physical power, and I may not be able to cope with the situation.
Then, it will be a woman, I guess.
A woman with high hurdles. A high hurdle girl.
Then, there are two targets in this classroom.
I turn my eyes to the first one.
Her flaxen, lightly wavy hair, which reaches down to her chest, is blown away by the slightest breeze.
Her good style is visible even through her school uniform, and her skin is a glistening milky-white color that looks as if it has been painstakingly worked on to the point of ridiculousness.
She has a small face and big strong-willed eyes that make you feel sorry for the girl next to her when she sits next to her.
She was one of the most beautiful girls I have ever met in my life.
Her name is Akane Kosaka.
She was the center of an idol group until junior high school, and now she is an actress after graduating from the idol group as soon as she entered high school, a character whom I don't understand why she is here.
As far as I can hear from the loud voices of those who often crowd around her, she is now trying to save her work and study hard for college, and I often see her around these days, but I am sure that she is a person whom I don't know well.
This high school is one of the best preparatory schools in Tokyo.
She can only study in between work, but the other day, she was ranked in the top 30 in the test posted on the bulletin board.
I wonder if we are really the same human.
Do we really live in a world where hard work is rewarded? The world we live in is too different.
She would definitely be a high hurdle to overcome.
There's no way she'll fall for me, I'm sure of it. I can say that for sure.
I turned my gaze away toward Kosaka and turned to the second girl.
The second one, a girl with also high hurdles. Her name is Rin Yukishiro.
She has white skin like fresh snow and waist-length black hair with angel rings floating in it.
She has long eyelashes and rather sharp eyes and has an inhuman beauty that makes you want to ask her how much virtue she had in her previous life.
Her body is so well-developed and full that you can see it even through the loose cardigan she wears.
In terms of style and face alone, she was a beautiful girl who was ahead of the other girls by about 10 steps.
However, in her case, there is a clear drawback.
She was so smart that she was ranked first not only in her grade but also in the national mock examinations, but she lacked communication skills.
I should say that she was like a person who multiplied Suzune's attitude toward me by three and shot an oversized frozen beam in all directions.
She is not friendly to anyone, male or female, not even to teachers.
Suzune's attitude changes depending on the person, but this one is a natural one.
She cuts off everything she comes in contact with a verbal iaido. (Japanese martial art that emphasizes being aware and capable of quickly drawing the sword and responding to sudden attacks)
Needless to say, she is perfect when it comes to high hurdles.
To be honest, I can't imagine her falling for a guy.
Thinking about it, I take out my phone under the desk and open [Hobby Modification App] carefully so that the teacher can't see it.
Then, I tap the red dot on my phone, which is supposed to be Kosaka, and bring up the Hobby Modification window.
I see the part that says [Hobby 1: Singing], click on the part that says [Hobby 2: ], and change it to [Hobby 2: Masturbating while thinking of Keisuke Sato ].
Then, I tap another red dot on my phone which is probably Yukishiro.
I looked at [Hobby 1: Sleeping] and smiled slightly, then tapped the part marked [Hobby 2: ] and changed it to [Hobby 2: Masturbating while thinking of Keisuke Sato]
Now, after pressing the respective red dots, I get
[Name: Akane Kosaka]
[Hobby: Singing, Masturbating while thinking of Keisuke Sato]
[Name: Rin Yukishiro]
[Hobby: Sleeping, Masturbating while thinking of Keisuke Sato]
The following message was displayed.
As far as I can see, the girls have not changed so far.
Well, the seeds have been planted.
I wonder what will happen from now on.
I turned my eyes back to the teacher and twirled the pencil between my fingers more than usual.
* * *
"―Why do you ignore me? Even though you're my senior, you are terrible! "
I heard such a voice in front of me when I was thinking about the application while looking at my phone in the club room.
I took my eyes off the phone and looked in front of me.
There is a girl with her hands on the desk and her hair tied at the ends of her head, leaning forward to face me.
"......I'm thinking about something right now. Here, I'll give you this."
Saying this, I broke the chocolate bar I had just bought at the store in half and shoved it into the mouth of the person in front of me.
"Mmuguu !?"
I think to myself as I look at the girl in front of me, Yui Hiiragi, whose eyes are black and white as she has a piece of chocolate shoved into her mouth.
As usual, she's a guy with a lot of emotional expressions.
Hiiragi is a junior member of the broadcasting club, a den of ghost club members.
In our school, everyone has to be a member of some clubs, so there are many clubs with many ghost members, but this broadcasting club is the worst among them.
Hiiragi and I are the only ones who always come to the club. I've never seen any other members of the club.
Well, Hiiragi nor I are not doing any club activities either.
We just came to the clubroom and had a chat.
We always come to this clubroom, which is adjacent to the broadcasting room, because it is soundproof and very comfortable for playing games on smartphones, other club members don't have anything to do, so they don't come here.
So, inevitably, Hiiragi and I are always together.
"―Puhah, what are you doing!? Are you going to kill me? But I love chocolate, thank you very much! "
I turn my eyes away from Hiiragi, who is dexterous enough to express his gratitude in anger, and turn my eyes back to my phone again.
Now, what should I do?
The fourth person, the blonde lady, was more difficult than I had expected, but I was able to modify her without any problems.
So there is only one more to go if there are five. To be honest, I don't think there is any girl who has a higher hurdle to overcome.
If there is, it would be a first-year student whom I don't know at all.
"Don't―ignore―me!!"
Hiiragi, who had been standing next to me before I knew it, grabbed my arm and shook my body.
"Stop it, stop shaking me! I can't see my phone!"
"You're always looking at your phone! You're better off looking at me, the cute girl, instead of that! I was ranked the most beautiful girl you'd like to have as a girlfriend in my first grade! You should worship me, Yui-chan-sama!!"
Hiiragi says smugly, pointing her thumb at herself.
She's ranked No.1 among the most beautiful girls to be your girlfriend in the first grade...Seriously?
No, I know she's pretty enough, but seriously?
"No way!"
"What's with that no-way expression? I'm telling you, I've been confessed 5 times this month!?"
Hiiragi is desperately trying to show off the number 5 by spreading her palms as wide as she can in front of me.
If the number is true, she must be very popular.
I look at Hiiragi again.
She has a baby-faced idol face that positively blends all the foreign nationalities that are dotted around like accents, as his parents are half-Japanese.
Her skin is white, as if she was born in the northern part of Japan, and her hair is black with a slightly brownish tinge.
She has large cat-like brown eyes and slightly upturned cherry-red lips that are natural and not bruised.
Well, she's definitely cute. She seems to be more focused on cuteness than beauty, and those who like that kind of type of girl will like her.
As for me, I guess I'm simply tired of seeing her. Even after seeing her again, I am not moved in any way.
After all, I have known Hiiragi since I was in elementary school.
Six years now. That's more than a third of my life.
I guess you could say we have a rotten relationship. Of course, I get bored.
"I see. Then why don't you get a boyfriend and be a normie?"
I said, and Hiiragi moved her lips in a kind of squishy motion with a dissatisfied look on her face,
"If I'm going to be a normie, my senior will be lonely! Se~ni~or will miss me! "
She said with a smile, tapping her index finger on my hand, and I wondered what enjoyment she is getting out of it.
"I don't miss you at all, don't worry. I'm very happy to play games in a quiet environment."
"Come on now~. You're not being honest. You won't get the girls with that kind of attitude. "
Hiiragi's somewhat foolish tone of voice annoyed me a little.
I guess the guy who confesses his love to this girl doesn't know about this kind of annoying behavior of Hiiragi.
Or do boys nowadays like this kind of thing?
I don't understand the charm of this girl at all.
I think as I look at Hiiragi, who tries to get close to me from the right side by accelerating his annoying interactions with me, saying something I don't understand, 'Senior is so troublesome.'
This girl is the first place of the first-year students.
I lean my body to the left to escape from Hiiragi, and look at my phone while holding Hiiragi's head in place with my right hand.
Then, is she the only one left?
Well, I guess the fact that she often receives confessions is a sufficient hurdle.
Thinking so, I tap the red dot on the already opened [Hobby Modification App], which I guess is Hiiragi.
"Huh?"
The following message was displayed on the screen.
[Name: Yui Hiiragi]
[Hobby: Masturbating while thinking of Keisuke Sato]
LOL. Such a specific hobby and she's already there.
ReplyDeleteDo we not get a description or anything for the fourth girl? Who is the blonde lady?
Lol xd
ReplyDeleteWow, what a surprise! I'm even more interested now~
ReplyDelete"Ella era el centro de un grupo idol hasta la secundaria, y ahora es actriz después de graduarse del grupo idol tan pronto como ingresó a la escuela secundaria, un personaje a quien no entiendo por qué está aquí.". Por la trama XD
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ReplyDeleteI had a feeling that was going to be the case lol
ReplyDeletewhy Hiiragi often been said as "him"?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing because they don't have the editor to proof read it.
Deleteand that's her hobby which she naturally developed no fricking way
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